I was tired of the Unicorn invasion, and had had enough of the "be a unicorn in a field of horses!" propaganda! And so, as a proactive "doer" who takes care of things instead of just complaining, I decided to dedicate my life (really, it was just October 27 and 31, 2018) to becoming a Unicorn Slayer. Perhaps you'll notice that I sometimes wear a unicorn headband. That's to lure those vexatious creatures in - make 'em think it's safe, and that I'm one of them. But then, with my Valerian Steel sword (I couldn't afford the Valyrian, what with the recent markups thanks to GoT), I slice off their heads! I used the Creepy Party Deluxe Unicorn Latex Mask as a warning (kind of me, no?) to all pretentious and presumptuous single-horned quadrupeds, but those haughty prudes never thought any harm could come them. ("We are magical! We poop glitter!") HA HA!!! Who has the last laugh...? I don't know because I like to laugh a lot, so I don't anticipate a "last" laugh, but the point is, Unicorns are now extinct. You're welcome!